Conversations with myself

Me:  I shall write a novel with a trans protagonist.

Also Me:  This is a terrible idea.

Me:  What do you mean?  The world needs more good trans stories by trans authors.

Also Me:  *sighs*  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Me:  *shakes head*  Sometimes I don’t understand you at all.

Me:  *starts writing*

Me:  Ow.

Me:  OW!

Me:  Oh, God.

Me:  It hurts!

Me:  *stares down at my emotional trauma, splatted across the page*

Me:  My God, my God, what have I done?

Also Me:  And just think.  You’re only on chapter 2.

Me:  You could have warned me.

Also Me:  *picks up cane*

Also Me:  Come here for a minute.  I have something to say to your knee caps.